I Am McTroll! See Me BS!

by atdleft, Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:35:59 PM EST

My contribution: $

I am McTroll. I am right-wing Freeper progressive!You can't control me. This site is dedicated to MY free speech rights, dammit! I can say whatever I damn well please. The Democrat Party is all about free speech, so you can't silence me!

If I want to obsess over the John Edwards affair, I can do it. He's a cheater and a skank, just like the rest of the Democrat Party. Because I am part of Democrat Party, I can use my free speech to bash Edwards.

If I want to show the whole damn f**ing world that Hillary Clinton is a lying, cheating, conniving fing b*h c*, that is my right. The f*ing Democrat Party is the f*ing free speech party, so I don't want to be a part of your f*ing revolution if I can't rant all I want. I am your f*ing Democrat Party you stface fat fks, and I f*ing hate the bullst f**ing liar Clintons!

If I want to use this site to promote my theory that Barack Hussein Obama is a black liberation Christianist, secret Islamofascist, and undercover godless atheist who is out to do the dirty work of the Trilateral Commission and conquer the world, I can do it here. Isn't this a Democrat blog? Democrat Party is all about free speech, so I can just say no deal and tell you all party unity my ass.

Oh yes, and have you seen the new poll? McCain is up 1000%! McCain will win. The Democrat Party is doomed. I am Democrat Party, and I know McCain will win.

I am McTroll. I am Republican, no Democrat! Even though I do nothing to help Democrats, I have free speech right. I demand your attention!!!11111!!!!! Look at me!!!11!!!!!111!! Now go rec this diary, biotchez!11111!!!!111!

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(Author's Note: This diary is obviously snark. You're supposed to laugh now. If you don't get the joke, then you've obviously been spending too much time engaging McTrolls in pointless flame wars. And yes, I've proudly cross-posted this at Clintonistas for Obama.) ;-)




Tags: humor, Just for Fun, snark, Clintonistas for Obama, shameless C4O All-Star promotion (all tags)

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Tips? Flames? Suggestions? (2.00 / 11)

http://www.actblue.com/page/c4o

Send 'em here. Make the McTrolls cry. ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:36:54 PM EST

Well, here's a flame: (none / 0)

It's NOT the "Democrat Party!"  

This is like fingernails on a chalkboard to me!   The "Democrat Party" is a perjorative started and disseminated by the Republicans in order to demean and disrespect Democrats.  They have used it so frequently and consistently that now some Democrats have adopted their meme.  

Please edit your Diary and I'll send bouquets your way.


by Radiowalla on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 01:31:34 PM EST
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Uh-oh (none / 0)

I just realized you were joking....

Takes me a while sometimes.

Here's a bouquet!

XXXXOOO


by Radiowalla on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 01:34:37 PM EST
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you even got the poor grammar right! (2.00 / 8)

major mojo atd.


"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible." Ralph Wiggum
by canadian gal on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:40:46 PM EST

What??!1111!!!!!!111111!!!!!!111!!! (2.00 / 6)

Are you attacking my gramma? Whazz wrong wid my gramma? You just a hater. I am Democrat party, and I have free speech.

hehe ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:45:02 PM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 7)

Also, if you want to use two asterisks in a row and accidentally make text bold, no one can stop you!!!  Hehe.


"Another problem we have...is that in election years we behave somewhat as primitive peoples do at the time of the full moon." --Harry Truman
by Steve M on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:41:48 PM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 4)

I wish the McTrolls would vanish - not in small measure because then this kind of diary would also vanish. It's all getting very tiresome and boring.


by QTG on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:49:09 PM EST

R u sayin... (2.00 / 5)

My diary has NO content? How dare u ! I am Democrat Party, and I have free speech. My rant is far mo impotent...

http://www.mydd.com/user/atdleft

Then boring crap like that!!11111!!!!1111!!!


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:52:19 PM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 4)

You even got this part right:
Hillary Clinton (President)

Dude, how about a "Bill Richardson (President)" line for balance?
by username on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 04:56:45 PM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 5)

hahaa.

good sir, your trollish behaviour is atrocious.

atrocious!


lemon716, mydd's little lemon drop;
by alyssa chaos on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 05:03:48 PM EST

Stop hurtin my feelins!!!11111!!!!!111! (2.00 / 5)

O else...

http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/2008/08 07/no-quarter-radio-tonight-td-and-bud- white

I'll make you lisson to TexasDarlin discus dat false, lyin birth certificit of OBOMBalamadingdong...

http://www.yestodemocracy.com/yes_to_dem ocracy_no_to_pu/2008/08/obamas-birth--3. html

;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 05:11:01 PM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 4)

This is some great comedy.... "That's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are"


-- Dizzy
Proudly cross-posting everything to:
http://www.computerqueen.net/
http://clintonistasforobama.blogspot.com /
by DizzyQueen on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 05:07:33 PM EST

Too funny (2.00 / 4)

All I keep thinking about reading this is Robin Williams calling his ex-wife and applying for the house keeper job. One of the times he calls and all he says is "I. Am. Job?"


Two riders were approaching......the wind begins to howl!
by John in Chicago on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 05:10:46 PM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 4)

Just great


John McCain: Cheney with a temper
by wrb on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 05:55:44 PM EST

So in other words..... (2.00 / 2)

....you are f*ked

Your words not mine.


by soyousay on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:01:08 PM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (none / 0)

I think a lot of people are pissed off at John Edwards right now, so I think that is universal.


by bsavage on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:01:24 PM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 4)

God Bless You Atdleft.

Hey, I wanna start a flame war.  

I'll let you pick the side.  Don't care.  

I can troll in both directions, just like the McDicks who are hanging out, at this moment, right here at MyJerrySpringer.


by snark adam excuse on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:15:12 PM EST

I know, I know... (2.00 / 3)

Jerry Springer would feel right at home here.... Or for that matter, this year's cast of "MTV's The Real World". It's just too bad we don't have chairs to throw at each other or walls to punch into.

But hey, we can always abuse the ratings system! ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:48:59 PM EST
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Re: I know, I know... (2.00 / 4)

But hey, we can always abuse the ratings system! ;-)

Well, I can't...dammit. :-(

Welcome to MyJS!  Please leave your firearms at the door!


by snark adam excuse on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:51:54 PM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 5)

Needs more racial stuff. Otherwise, you nailed it. ;)


by Scan on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:32:23 PM EST

More racial stuff? (2.00 / 4)

Sure! How would you like it served?

I have the "Anyone But the Clintons" (aka "ABC") version:

"The Clintons are racists!!!11111!!!!! They might as well admit their KKK members!11111!!!! I heard Hillary once say Obama's health care plan wasn't as good as her's, so she's racist!!!11111!!!"

Or if you'd like, I have the "PUMA" version:

"Barky Obama's playin the RACE CARD again. Barky once said he got discrimination as a black person, so he's a racist! He's an inadequate black male, just like my hero Harriet Christian said."

So which one would you like today? ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:44:20 PM EST
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Re: More racial stuff? (2.00 / 4)

Ohhh...its all good.


by Scan on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:46:33 PM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 5)

Dude, you're like, my favorite blogger ever.  Yeah.  That's all.

[runs out in embarassment, cries]


We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
by Jess81 on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:36:38 PM EST

It's OK, Jess... (2.00 / 3)

You need not be afraid. Come back in and snark with us. We don't have to go back into hiding just yet. I don't see engels or Mary Scott O'Connor around anywhere... The coast is clear! ;-)


No way, no how, no McCain! :-)
by atdleft on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 06:52:55 PM EST
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This is what Jerome's site has turned into? (1.00 / 3)



Wow.

You must be so proud.


If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution
by Maryscott OConnor on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 07:27:06 PM EST

Re: This is what Jerome's site has turned into? (2.00 / 2)

Yeah, He's changing the name to MyJerrySpringer!

Hey Jerome,

Look what thou hath wroth!  This is your legacy buddy!


by snark adam excuse on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 07:46:19 PM EST
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Re: This is what Jerome's site has turned into? (2.00 / 3)

Um...Maybe I need to explain some things to you, because this one has gone entirely over your head (not surprising).

I'll try to be gentle here...Um, this was actually aimed at so-called bloggers such as yourself, who "get-off" by dwelling in the past and writing weak ass attempts at diaries that demean fellow Democrats.

It's like OCD, Clinton style, for you...Check out the the new pharmaceuticals available for this problem or give Charlie Bartlett a call...He's got connections...


A useless "Community Organizer" from Pennsylvania as noted by Republicans, Rudy Giuliani and Sarah Palin
by hootie4170 on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 09:12:26 PM EST
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No, I know it was aimed at me (1.50 / 2)



I also know it was incredibly juvenile and reflects really poorly on this site.

MORE poorly than mine ever could.

Number one on the rec list -- a mockery of a site that at one time was one of the more definitive liberal political blogs.

An embarrassment.

Feel free to say something else that you think incredibly clever; I'll be very proud of you if you manage to string together something whose syntax makes sense.


If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution
by Maryscott OConnor on Fri Aug 08, 2008 at 11:46:22 PM EST
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Re: No, I know it was aimed at me (none / 0)

it was incredibly juvenile and reflects really poorly on this site.

Don't fool yourself MSOC.  This site is a reflection of Jerome.  Perhaps...that's an interesting analogy of what he is feeling inside, at the moment.

I don't want to psycho-analyze Jerome, since, in all honesty, I really don't give a shit what goes on in his head.

Let me just ask you this:  What do you think you have accomplished here at MyDD in the last 24 hours?

That's a serious question.  Maybe you can give it some thought...


by snark adam excuse on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 02:08:00 AM EST
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A pretty damned decent discussion... (1.50 / 2)



Punctuated by a  regrettably large number of ugly comments that -- you're correct -- ugly comments that reflect far more poorly on the commenters than on the site owner.
If I can't rant, I don't want to be part of your revolution
by Maryscott OConnor on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 07:21:51 AM EST
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Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (2.00 / 1)

Wait, it is verboten to have anything useful like contribution buttons in a troll diary.


Visiting the hopium dens proudly since 2007.
by AZphilosopher on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 02:31:36 AM EST

Re: I Am McTroll! See Me BS! (none / 0)

Cool!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTfBpKzu6 XA


"harlequin speech of suicide, demanding instantaneous lobotomy"
by nogo postal on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 09:42:54 AM EST


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